October 30th

twitter (feed #3) 9:08pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@thirdworld I thought you’d like that!
twitter (feed #3) 9:18pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Need your halloween gore - RT @michaelcanfield the film of Clive Barker’s “Midnight Meat Train” free on Fearnet: http://is.gd/5hNs
twitter (feed #3) 9:21pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Find out more about @jhofheins and his daily challenge - http://serviceafol.blogspot.com/

Yesterday

twitter (feed #3) 11:01am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@steven_sanders Ha! That’s great! Poor little doggy
twitter (feed #3) 11:05am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
<|:~( Happy Halloween everyone! I’ll be Trick or Treating with a little fairy princess, elmo, a witch and I’ll be a cat, what fun! ?:*)
twitter (feed #3) 11:06am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @mayhemstudios Twitter helloween icons. http://tinyurl.com/5b9fun
twitter (feed #3) 11:15am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @virtualissues New Blog Post: RAND Corporation Lobbies Pentagon: Start War To Save U.S. Economy http://tinyurl.com/6fht5l
twitter (feed #3) 11:21am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @TheDailyBlonde THIS is what I hate about Halloween: http://tinyurl.com/5te8lg
twitter (feed #3) 11:26am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @Additive: RT @andysowards: Vampire Andy says Blah!Check out Daily Web Links Diggz(http://ping.fm/bxyPT) and Floatz(http://ping.fm/6CN5v)
twitter (feed #3) 12:32pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Are you concerned about melamine tainted food? http://tinyurl.com/5dnzhh
twitter (feed #3) 12:34pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
“Country of Origin Labeling for All Food Ingredients Issue” needs tons more signatures before going to Congress http://tinyurl.com/5dnzhh
twitter (feed #3) 4:21pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @styletime: RT @ahmednaguib: funny comic strip Digg, Flickr, myspace, and friends http://tinyurl.com/2xalat Thats my opinion of myspace;)
twitter (feed #3) 4:31pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @innej: RT @imjustcreative: RT @webhues: 17 Wonderful Free Tools To Make Designers Lives Easier - http://bit.ly/3dIAYT



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October 29th

twitter (feed #3) 8:16pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Impressed by Obama’s presentation tonight. Don’t think McCain could elicit that kind of emotional response if he had his own 30 min
twitter (feed #3) 8:17pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
How many times can you say POW without it being really obvious that you’re milking it.
twitter (feed #3) 8:18pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@tallivansunder nice, my daughter got a yellow one from Trader Joe’s today - we were pumpkin shopping :)
twitter (feed #3) 8:19pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Ok, my time’s up :( my daughter doesn’t think twitter is very fun. must go appease her
twitter (feed #3) 8:36pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@tallivansunder 3, she’s been getting Trader Joe’s balloons for about a year. It makes sitting in the cart bearable
twitter (feed #3) 8:38pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
pumpkin carving simulator - practice up, in case you haven’t done yours, like me - http://tinyurl.com/e2jge
twitter (feed #3) 8:41pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
yes, my daughter just needed food in front of her, then she is much more twitter tolerant - imagine that
twitter (feed #3) 8:44pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
going through my inbox funnies tonight -> our country’s new emblem - http://tinyurl.com/58enxb
twitter (feed #3) 8:46pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Ok, really, now… dinner must be made
twitter (feed #3) 8:46pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@tallivansunder absolutely!

Yesterday

twitter (feed #3) 10:35am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@treemama we’re still having over 90 degree days. We haven’t seen fall yet - wishing for a glimpse of snow, it’s been years…
twitter (feed #3) 11:36am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @Phyrdancer somebody got smart!…wewt! Go Ahead and Try to Steal My Obama Sign http://gen-why.com/word/?p=435
twitter (feed #3) 11:42am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @TheMadHat funniest fucking thing today http://zi.ma/35da88
twitter (feed #3) 11:50am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @Charlie43 great Halloween artwork by John Pelico at http://killerpumpkins.com/killerstories/index.html
twitter (feed #3) 5:42pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
more of my inbox funnies, some you may have seen, but the laugh value is still there - old bones - http://tinyurl.com/5fz6ls
twitter (feed #3) 5:43pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
first grade proverbs… too cute http://soundsoptical.com/blog/?p=178
twitter (feed #3) 5:44pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
my favorite halloween costume, hehe… http://tinyurl.com/6lwc2k - you may appreciate this one, @thirdworld, totally unacceptable
twitter (feed #3) 5:46pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Went to the reptile store and found out that our little visitor is an almost full-grown Russian Tortoise - daughter named him Sammy :)
twitter (feed #3) 5:53pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@jantallent uh oh, you’ve been found out! :)
twitter (feed #3) 5:54pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@ToddGilmore haha! nice
twitter (feed #3) 6:02pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@jantallent you’re welcome! glad I could share a laugh with you :D
twitter (feed #3) 6:17pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@Charlie43 he’s growing on me- daughter loves him but won’t touch him, lol. usually miss Heroes- you’ve sold me though, I’ll try harder :)
twitter (feed #3) 6:20pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@Charlie43 Ha! You’re a lucky man… now, I mean
twitter (feed #3) 6:50pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@priiacosmetics thanks for the welcome! I missed it for a whole day, shame on me :)
twitter (feed #3) 6:52pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@dirty_snowflake lol… no fair, you had bad timing - that sexy devil costume will have to wait till next year ;)
twitter (feed #3) 6:54pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@saint_heather hey, thanks for the welcome! almost missed that one - catching up on my replies :)



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Yes, still digging through my inbox funnies to share them with you…

A first grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.

Their insight may surprise you.  While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1.

Don’t change horses

until they stop running.

2.

Strike while the

bug is close.

3.

It’s always darkest before

Daylight Saving Time.

4.

Never underestimate the power of

termites.

5.

You can lead a horse to water but

How?

6.

Don’t bite the hand that

looks dirty.

7.

No news is

impossible

8

A miss is as good as a

Mr.

9.

You can’t teach an old dog new

Math

10.

If you lie down with dogs, you’ll

stink in the morning.

11.

Love all, trust

Me.

12.

The pen is mightier than the

pigs.

13.

An idle mind is

the best way to relax.

14.

Where there’s smoke there’s

pollution.

15.

Happy the bride who

gets all the presents.

16.

A penny saved is

not much.

17.

Two’s company, three’s

the Musketeers.

18.

Don’t put off till tomorrow what

you put on to go to bed.

19.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

You have to blow your nose.

20.

There are none so blind as

Stevie Wonder.

21.

Children should be seen and not

spanked or grounded.

22.

If at first you don’t succeed

get new batteries.

23.

You get out of something only what you


See in the picture on the box

24.

When the blind lead the blind

get out of the way.

25.

A bird in the hand

is going to poop on you.


And the WINNER and last one!

26.

Better late than

Pregnant



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This probably won’t be socially acceptable, but here’s a cool Halloween costume!

Hooters Girl, Retired



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An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered
old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician.



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Yesterday

twitter (feed #3) 3:16pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Impressed by Obama’s presentation tonight. Don’t think McCain could elicit that kind of emotional response if he had his own 30 min
twitter (feed #3) 3:17pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
How many times can you say POW without it being really obvious that you’re milking it.
twitter (feed #3) 3:18pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@tallivansunder nice, my daughter got a yellow one from Trader Joe’s today - we were pumpkin shopping :)
twitter (feed #3) 3:19pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Ok, my time’s up :( my daughter doesn’t think twitter is very fun. must go appease her
twitter (feed #3) 3:36pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@tallivansunder 3, she’s been getting Trader Joe’s balloons for about a year. It makes sitting in the cart bearable
twitter (feed #3) 3:38pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
pumpkin carving simulator - practice up, in case you haven’t done yours, like me - http://tinyurl.com/e2jge
twitter (feed #3) 3:41pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
yes, my daughter just needed food in front of her, then she is much more twitter tolerant - imagine that
twitter (feed #3) 3:44pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
going through my inbox funnies tonight -> our country’s new emblem - http://tinyurl.com/58enxb
twitter (feed #3) 3:46pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Ok, really, now… dinner must be made
twitter (feed #3) 3:46pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@tallivansunder absolutely!



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October 27th

twitter (feed #3) 7:15pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@avegagray Find out how annoying you are to follow on twitter http://followcost.com/ (or anyone else)

Yesterday

twitter (feed #3) 5:11pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@Phyrdancer very strange - can only see her turning clockwise…
twitter (feed #3) 5:11pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @Phyrdancer Left Brain v Right Brain Test | The Courier-Mail http://tinyurl.com/57kpr9
twitter (feed #3) 5:40pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @christinekambo @TheDailyBlonde Dear DailyBlonde, I recognize talent when I see it.You rock!Keep posting the Twitters anon site please!!
twitter (feed #3) 5:47pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
Rt @Phyrdancer Real voting problems across America Exposed http://tinyurl.com/6b2jwn **I saw people turned away when I early voted - common



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Yesterday

twitter (feed #3) 12:56am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@Charlie43 Thanks- sure was a surprise! Now for a trip to the pet store to see if I can keep him- my daughter already thinks it’s hers :D
twitter (feed #3) 1:00am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@tallivansunder If you haven’t heard, there’s a place for twitterholics like us - http://twittersanonymous.ning.com/
twitter (feed #3) 11:23am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@tallivansunder your welcome! don’t know if it will help your “problem” any, but it’s fun! :)
twitter (feed #3) 12:16pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@Phyrdancer Is it me or are almost all propositions really shady when you look closely? wondering if this election is making me paranoid
twitter (feed #3) 12:18pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @Phyrdancer Battle of the ballot heats up - Voting Problems- msnbc.com http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5862315/
twitter (feed #3) 12:21pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@thirdworld yikes! that’s some serious reading, but not at all surprising
twitter (feed #3) 12:22pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @Additive: RT @stevie489: Retweet @theleggett: Do NOT install Flash Player 10 if you’re a Wordpress user.
twitter (feed #3) 12:27pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @mofopolitics Woah. McCain barely up on Obama in homestate of AZ http://tinyurl.com/657vgc — haha! yes! we’re makin a push!
twitter (feed #3) 12:34pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@Phyrdancer ok, Blip.fm DJ, challenge for ya - can you find me some beats - hard house, techno, something bumpin?
twitter (feed #3) 1:00pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@Phyrdancer Ahh… thank you - I’m seriously deprived lately.. almost missing the rave scene from bygone days, lol - but not quite :D
twitter (feed #3) 4:41pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@mayhemstudios wow, amazing - you have a nuclear follow cost- just what does that mean? :P
twitter (feed #3) 4:42pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @mayhemstudios: RT @aaroni268 could use a float or two… http://tinyurl.com/69jopq please retweet thanks!!
twitter (feed #3) 4:44pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@keryp has a follow cost of 330.03 milliscobles. http://followcost.com/keryp



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Yesterday

twitter (feed #3) 11:43am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@NixTheNews Yes, he’s my dad. We often work together on projects. I go back and forth on those 2 as well-Twit lets you call names, though ;)
twitter (feed #3) 11:47am keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @TheDailyBlonde If you’re addicted, you should join us here http://twittersanonymous.ning.com/
twitter (feed #3) 12:07pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@mypeacecity seriously don’t trust vaccinations here - don’t really want to be a guinea pig for newest version of flu shot.
twitter (feed #3) 12:24pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
RT @styletime if u dont subscribe you must! postsecrets http://tinyurl.com/6eyg35
twitter (feed #3) 1:17pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@NixTheNews I will, thanks!
twitter (feed #3) 5:29pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@justcreative 1st thing 2 check -whitespace at the end of the file giving you the error- line 58- blank spaces after closing php tag?
twitter (feed #3) 5:41pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
This guy wandered into my backyard yesterday - http://tinyurl.com/56whtk
twitter (feed #3) 5:45pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@keryp got a Twitter Grade of 85/100 from @grader. See: http://twitter.grader.com/keryp
twitter (feed #3) 6:00pm keryp posted a tweet on Twitter.
@justcreative glad it’s fixed - that must have been record time! amazing, this is a great place



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